I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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