it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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