i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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