I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize