After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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