I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Can Purell be used as lube?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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