Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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