I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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