Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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