p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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