did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm really busy with my period
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