Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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