It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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