I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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