You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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