She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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