Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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