There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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