you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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