Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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