i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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