This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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