You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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