You're so nebulous sometimes
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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