Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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