ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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