I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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