I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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