I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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