Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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