Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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