I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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