Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I wear drunk well.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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