what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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