...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will pee on everything he values.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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