Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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