She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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