In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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