just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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