all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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