North Korea, Best Korea!
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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