Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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