How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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