I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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