i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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