I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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