Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my phone needs a breathalizer
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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