I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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