I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
cat food counts as protein by the way
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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