Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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