franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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