saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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