I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?