Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION