You're completely useless in the revolution.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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