ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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