jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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